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benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you

I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS

biggesthugintheworld:

Matilda the musical at The Alan Titchmarsh Show

biggesthugintheworld:

Matilda the musical at The Alan Titchmarsh Show

everythingroosterteeth:

simplycrazyhunter:

argo-fuckyourself:

kdin no

Fuck you, you can’t say “Kdin No” and have the tweet favorited!  That’s hypocritical!

kdin pls

everythingroosterteeth:

simplycrazyhunter:

argo-fuckyourself:

kdin no

Fuck you, you can’t say “Kdin No” and have the tweet favorited!  That’s hypocritical!

kdin pls

Achievement Hunter Catchphrases - Literally everything Ray says ever (and regrets immediately)

Requested by raysnarvaezjr

devanshe:

Witch girl Hazel (✿◠‿◠)

devanshe:

Witch girl Hazel (✿◠‿◠)

chiefbender:

Serving evil misogynistic ghosts is no ones idea of fun. 

chiefbender:

Serving evil misogynistic ghosts is no ones idea of fun. 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

raviavi:

Career goal: Puppy Bowl referee.
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juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to

you know who made me do it

disneywholocked13:

johhhnwatson:

belle-dormante:

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yes guys i cut my bangs!
THE CARETAKER HAD BETTER BE GOOD

YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HER. HOW.

SHE EVEN DID THE MAKEUP RIGHT. WHAT. I LOOKED AWAY, THINKING IT WAS JUST TWO PICTURES OF CLARA. WHAT.

achievementt-teeth:

Lazer Team Filming | Week one

just-a-julie:

rycbar221:

I know Lord of the Flies is supposed to be a very meaningful and symbolic book, but can we just talk about the fact that at the beginning of the book, Jack gives the fact that he can sing a C# as a legitimate reason for why he should be chief

MY CLASS NEVER GOT OVER THIS AND FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR WHENEVER SOMEONE DIDN’T WANT TO DO SOMETHING THEY SAID “but i can sing C# i shouldnt have to do it” AND IT STILL IS FUNNY TO ME

silversarcasm:

my very existence as a queer person is not ‘inappropriate’ for children thank you and goodnight

inktaire:

If grantaire was a comedian he’d be bo burnham